Mary checks Joseph’s iPhone and sees that he has been texting Mary for weeks now…. he implores her that they are just good friends!

Don’t speak to me or my son, or my son’s son, or my son’s sons’ son

Joseph has spent his whole life worrying about what he would do in the case of an international terrorist attack - his lack of a health care plan and the rise of global inequality all seem so unimportant now… Joseph is glad he didn’t waste his time worrying about these things

What a confusing world it can seem with a hangover…

Joseph sees the Archaeologists looking at a castle (on TV)… “I will never be an Archaeologist” Joseph thinks to himself

They both swiped right…

Mary has a 2:1 in History… She always planed to write a series of novels about Boadicea. - Mary is covered in apple sauce and has spent the afternoon clapping

Joseph is worried about the direction the world is going in… Mary is tired - she has tuned out and doesn’t want to hear about it any more!

Mary checks Joseph’s iPhone and sees that he has been texting Mary for weeks now…. he implores her that they are just good friends!